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		<title>Penis Lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2012 06:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<title>STAND UP! Bar Lubitsch!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 14:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love doing stand-up at Bar Lubitsch. And that&#8217;s exactly what I&#8217;ll be doing, with other Conan writers, Thursday, 9/29/11. 7702 Santa Monica Boulevard West Hollywood, CA 90046]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love doing stand-up at Bar Lubitsch. And that&#8217;s exactly what I&#8217;ll be doing, with other Conan writers, Thursday, 9/29/11.<br />
7702 Santa Monica Boulevard<br />
West Hollywood, CA 90046</p>
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		<title>Stand-Up at The Improv on Melrose Sun 6/12/11 7PM</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 02:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Come see me on &#8220;The Bad Parenting&#8221; show at the Improv. Still not sure about the title, but it makes more sense when I realize I will be leaving my kids to do this show. Come on out!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Come see me on &#8220;The Bad Parenting&#8221; show at the Improv.<br />
Still not sure about the title, but it makes more sense when I realize I will be leaving my kids to do this show.<br />
Come on out!</p>
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		<title>I (barely) get away with a British accent</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 23:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Stand-Up: The Improv, Hollywood! Thurs. 2/24/2011</title>
		<link>http://dancronin.com/stay-tuned/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 08:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Come see me do stand-up at The Improv with other Conan writers! 8PM. 8162 Melrose Avenue, Los Angeles .]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Come see me do stand-up at The Improv with other Conan writers! 8PM. 8162 Melrose Avenue, Los Angeles<br />
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		<title>Hello, no one at all.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2010 05:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously, do you come here? I want to know. You like me 140 characters at a time, don&#8217;t you. Fine, then Twitter it is for you. twitter.com/croninwhocares Oh and here&#8217;s something:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously, do you come here? I want to know.</p>
<p>You like me 140 characters at a time, don&#8217;t you. Fine, then Twitter it is for you.<br />
twitter.com/croninwhocares</p>
<p>Oh and here&#8217;s something:</p>
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		<title>Just the Old-Fashioned Ways for Me, Thanks</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 00:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This caught my eye. It&#8217;s 13 weird alternative ways people get high around the world.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This caught my eye. It&#8217;s <a href="http://www.medicalbillingandcoding.org/13-ways-to-get-high/">13 weird alternative ways</a> people get high around the world.</p>
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		<title>Slow News Day, Folks. Slow News Day.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 00:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blog]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2010/08/15/sotvo.vince.vaughn.skydives.wgn?hpt=T2">Seriously.</a></p>
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		<title>&quot;Deskpiece Nation&quot; at the IO West 8/22/10 &#8211; 10PM</title>
		<link>http://dancronin.com/deskpiece-nation-at-the-io-west-82210-10pm/</link>
		<comments>http://dancronin.com/deskpiece-nation-at-the-io-west-82210-10pm/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 00:26:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Come see me and other Conan writers and staffers and other people at Doug Karo&#8217;s show at IO West on Sunday, 8/22/10 &#8211; 10PM. I may BE DOING A CHARACTER. WITH ANDRES DUBOUCHET! Have we written the bit yet? No. &#8230; <a href="http://dancronin.com/deskpiece-nation-at-the-io-west-82210-10pm/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Come see me and other Conan writers and staffers and other people at <a href="http://west.ioimprov.com/io/shows/702">Doug Karo&#8217;s<br />
show at IO West on Sunday, 8/22/10</a> &#8211; 10PM. I may BE DOING A CHARACTER. WITH ANDRES DUBOUCHET!<br />
Have we written the bit yet? No. Will we? Probably. Will it be good? Probably. Maybe not. But probably.</p>
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		<title>Jesus to return May 21, 2011?</title>
		<link>http://dancronin.com/jesus-to-return-may-21-2011/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 20:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Marie Exley From Colorado Springs is Spreading the Word That on May 21 2011 Christ Will Return to Earth. Footage of Jesus rehearsing his grand entrance in Santa Barbara, CA has surfaced:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Marie Exley From Colorado Springs is Spreading the  Word That on May 21 2011 Christ Will Return to Earth. </strong></p>
<p><strong>Footage of Jesus rehearsing his grand entrance in Santa Barbara, CA <a href="http://dancronin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/hereturns1.mov">has surfaced:<br />
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